Aside from a couple of blowjobs, and some mutual masturbation, I had never had sex with a man before. I was happily married and sexually satisfied for two years. I had never wanted sex with a man before and certainly never thought I would ever have such an experience. Yet, two weeks before my twenty-first birthday I was introduced to gay sex and explained how if it was done right it would eventually save my life. And no matter how ridiculous that sounds it is true and it did save my life. It all started when I was sentenced to five years at a maximum-security prison.
Top definition. Jailhouse Gay. Jailhouse Gay also known as Nerdgay , is an alarming and amusing phenomenon whereby straight degenerate male geeks far too unattractive to ever be allowed to have sex with a actual woman have sex with each other. It's most common in circles where there are little or no women and little or no choice. Apr 2 Word of the Day.